FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
A Fallen Hero Mourned
Mike's Maverick Hibernates Until a Better Day
1/01/02 -- With the new year comes changes. Sometimes, these changes are not always for the best, for as today, we must morn the loss of a great friend, Mike's Maverick. Is she forever laid to rest, NAY! But her bright saddle metallic body and finely-tuned straight-six (which couldn't break 65 mph no matter how many times hell froze over for all you cops out there) shall sit and wait for a better day before she graces our streets once more.
For those wishing to pay their respects to the sleeping beauty we all know and love, you may visit her at the Maverick Brewhaus (which, incidentally, is in the basement of Mikes Parentshaus). And since you're in the neighborhood, grab a few bottles of our great homebrew.
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maverick brewing company is the brainchild of michael j. capitain, iv esquire.
the maverick is the greatest car ever. if you feel that this non-profit website and fake beer company
infringes on any copyright laws (it may, i just really dont know), please let me know. if you know
how i can make this whole brewing company legal in the state of new york, please let me know.
otherwise, have fun, drink safely, and rock it till the roof comes down. peace.